On a warm and sunny Sunday afternoon
They got up to eat some cereal with a spoon
Two empty bowls
And an empty bag
And on TV they saw their dogs in drag

Twas a dark and snowy day at school
They got there thinking they would be so cool
No homework done
Some tests to take
Who knew what trouble they would make

Jimmy and the green stuff
Johnny and his tights
Jimmy's killing Johnny
Johnny will be quite alright

Jimmy has a laser
Johnny has a knife
Jimmy's stabbing Johnny
Johnny will be up all night